The Academy Award nominations came out yesterday and there weren’t a ton of surprises. Although I admittedly missed many of the smaller films, 2009 wasn’t exactly a banner year for great film-making, at least when it came to the major studio fodder. Avatar was cool for what it was, Inglourious Basterds was good times for all, Up […]

 

 

This is perhaps even better than The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command. (via Maxim)

 

 

This website is pretty self-explanatory, really. It’s Nic Cage as other people — and, eventually, everyone. Oh yes, they will get everyone. And, thus, Nic Cage As Everyone is now my favorite website discovery since But Not Phil Collins Good. In addition to Nic Cage As George Lucas below, here’s the site’s mission statement: Founded on the […]

 

 

If you’re anything like me, you’ll watch anything featuring Michael Cera. But will you watch this clip of him getting a makeover by the cast of Jersey Shore? That’s the test. Looks like we’ve got a situation. (video via Pauly D’s hilarious website)

 

 

  Not bad. Could use more Anakin Skywalker, but Pajiba’s cheesiest quote video features three sweet Wicker Man quotes, has a ton from the Governor of California, highlights the ongoing retardation of John Travolta and gives us a full cross-section of Keanu Reeves’ career. Speaking of, I’ve had multiple people over the past few years try to […]

 

 

Say what you want about the many terrible movies that Mr. Diesel has made, but the guy is doing something truly admirable now in real life by trying to do what he can to help out some of the millions in Haiti whose lives have been destroyed along with their capital city. Apparently, he rushed down to […]

 

 

I’m not sure if this flow chart came straight from Steven Seagal himself or not, but it looks pretty accurate.  (I actually found it here on a place that is quickly becoming my favorite website.) Then again this whole thing seems a little overly complex. Cause to my semi-literate eye, it looks like Steven Seagal (who is […]

 

 

My early Christmas present to you. (via I Love Charts) It seems like the higher up the ladder that Morgan climbs, the worse the chance is that he will be in a good movie. (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Invictus yet.) Because I would rank these movies: Shawshank, Glory, Se7en, Amistad, Prince of Thieves and then a whole […]

 

 

The Frogman remixes a handful of famous movie quotes as if they were said by a proper Englishman. These are my favorite three. Head over there for another dozen or so. “Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, […]

 

 

Genius in simplicity. Done by some dude named David Herbert. (via Sweet Station)