Oh? Wait? This isn’t a golf leaderboard? Well then … It looks like some theater operator in Seattle is just clowning T-How out of fun and/or boredom. Good on him/her, even if he/she did spell his name wrong. That guy sucks. (image via Buzz Feed … h/t @treykerby) I only called him T-How because I imagine that’s […]

 

 

This ’80s bully montage (girl, we want a montage) serves as Exhibit V that no other decade was more cartoonish or disingenuous to reality than the Ronald Reagan era. I’m not trying to be political with that statement. I just needed a synonym for ’80s so I didn’t use it twice in the same sentence. Both videos […]

 

 

You have to imagine this recurring camera shot is sort of a Hitchcock-doing-the-Where’s-Waldo-thing type of signature for Quentin Tarantino. Then again, he’s so high most of the time it probably could just be something he thinks he’s doing for the first time every movie. Quentin: “I had this amazing idea for a shot last night.” DP: “The […]

 

 

… or something. (image via Samblr)

 

 

Bill Hicks was that dude. He was hilarious, intelligent and spoke truth to power. Which makes the fact that he died at 32 of pancreatic cancer an utter tragedy. He was just about to set the world on fire and have a Carlin-like run as a stand-up who transcended comedy and actually started to have an effect […]

 

 

I would explain but if you don’t get it, we probably can’t be friends. (via Juice in a Box)

 

 

Normally, I would never submit you readers to such lowbrow tomfoolery. But this is for science. I mean, there’s a diagram and everything. (via Next Round)

 

 

Some group of adults thought it would be a great idea for a bunch of little kids to perform Scarface as a school play. I gotta say … I totally agree. Sure beats the fourth grade play we did about Samuel de Champlain exploring the New World. Yes, that seriously happened. Who exactly is Samuel de Champlain? […]

 

 

Presumably, you’re familiar with Between Two Ferns. If not, here’s some background. Also, what’s wrong with you? You really need to be watching this. So sit back, relax, grab two waffles and a pancake, and enjoy the clip below.

 

 

If you tell me that you came across something cooler than these three 8-bit Lebowski images today on the internet, you are a liar. And there’s no lying online. This isn’t ‘Nam. This is the internet. There are rules.* * There are no rules.