Sick of Valentine’s Day? Need a day to purge the cloying bombardment of flowers, cards, and chocolates?

 

 

Imagine that somewhere in the world of Celebrity, there is no natural selection. Celebrities – the inhabitants of Celebrity – don’t perish, but when they slip from the hierarchical apex of “able to carry a movie on one’s own” to “able to do a solid job in a supporting role” they are kept – on the instructions […]