This public service announcement regarding Denzel Washington’s Oscar chances is safe for work.

 

 

The first weekend in November primes us for awards season with Denzel Washington. Tarantino keeps filling our plates with Kung-fu homages — even if he’s only responsible for its distribution. And, of course, there are vampires. More damned vampires.   The Man With the Iron Fist: It’s hard to knock a rendition of the dying genre of […]

 

 

This is perhaps even better than The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command. (via Maxim)