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The Weekend Arena: 5/11

Last weekend was ruled by The Avengers, and it’s probably a good bet that most production companies assumed this would be the case. I’m sure that Dark Shadows will draw a decent crowd, but it would be safe to bet on Marvel’s superhero cavalcade to continue conquering the box office.

Dark Shadows: The love affair between Johnny Depp and Tim Burton continues. Based on the television series that ran for about twenty five years, Dark Shadows explores the world of Barnabas Collins, a man of the undead throw into the world of his dysfunctional descendants, in 1972. While I think it’s interesting that this film plunges its anachronistic character into a decade often skipped in time-travel cinema, it also frightens me that most of the jokes will be centered on Barnabas learning how to use a record player or adjust to the various couch-cushion-upholstery-looking clothing. The other thing that worries me is that this film is touted as “from the producers of Alice in Wonderland.” I enjoy most everything Tim Burton has done – except the recently noted. All I have is one word: Fudderwhacking. I fear that I will be charmed by Dark Shadows (much like I initially was by Alice) only to find that someone on set said: “Don’t forget to Disneyfy this film with something ridiculously unnecessary.

The Road: A horror film that comes out in May might just be good, and I think this one will be just that. It’s not simply about a group of people travelling on a road, but about a group of people stumbling upon a recurring past that is always present but often overlooked. In a sense, this is much like a road itself. As we travel the road, it is new to us, but it has a history, one that goes unchanged despite the scenery or our unfamiliarity with it.

Steve Jobs: The Lost Interview: Since Steve Jobs’ death last year, there have been a number of “lost interviews.” Each one of them making their way to the late and offering an opinion about whether or not Jobs was a genius or an opportunist; a revolutionary or a marketer; a narcissist or a leader. And, for the most part, each documentary, special, expose, etc. decides that he is a little bit of each. In my book, he made technology aesthetically pleasing and appealing. Whether or not I would want to work for the man would probably be contingent on my stock options.

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Dustin Freeley is a co-founder of Movies About Gladiators and a member of the Online Film Critics Society OFCS. He has been a lecturer in the English departments of Hunter College and the College of New Rochelle, where he taught writing, public speaking, critical analysis and literature. His essay on Breaking Bad and the economy of time is being published next May.

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