Comments on: Shutter Island — This Week’s “blaaaagh”

By: Hugo — A Visual Stunner Lacking Substance

Hugo — A Visual Stunner Lacking Substance — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:04:43 +0000

[…] still work, and I still smiled while watching the inevitable on screen, but I’m also reminding of Shutter Island. My dislike for the 2010 film stems not simply from its predictability and silliness, but its guise […]

By: Dustin Freeley

Dustin Freeley — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:06:14 +0000

touche. thus, my adjustment to 3.5. nothing is as bad as Charlie’s Angles Full Throttle, not even Charlie’s Angels.

By: Jared Wade

Jared Wade — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:57:34 +0000

I think “never watch this” is sort of implied in our 4 and 3 explanations though, no? And obviously it’s there in 2.

By: Dustin Freeley

Dustin Freeley — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:48:08 +0000

You might be right, though Haley’s minor role saved it from being entirely loathed. Plus, I thought that the inclusion of “never watch this” in the number 5 was appropriate.

You’re right though, I’d hate to hurt any dead fetus feelings.

“Blaaaagh”

By: Jared Wade

Jared Wade — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:19:50 +0000

To call Shutter Island an abortion would be an insult to dead fetuses.

Can’t believe you gave this garbage a 5. It’s a 3 at best.